Chances are, in this digital age, you're reading this article on your phone. If you are, and if you also happen to be reading this article while sitting on the toilet, here's some advice: maybe We'll keep this short, because you really need to put away the phone and get up, because if you don't it could have some seriously horrific consequences.
When we did the X-ray, we saw Barbie. Not only was she way up in there, but her arms were straight up and hair was everywhere, it really looked like she was having a grand time! Dude was found lying face down on his couch, completely naked, with a fish tail sticking out from between his cheeks.
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This website contains age restricted materials! You declare under penalty of perjury that you are at least 18 years of age, consent to viewing adult-oriented materials and agree with all the Terms and Conditions. In this particular video, dad gets stuck with his stepdaughter, who so irresponsibly used her handcuffs.
So you had a nice sex sesh, finished up, and then realised that somehow the condom your partner used managed to slip off and get wedged inside. First off, remain calm. This is good advice in general, but it does actually serve a purpose beyond making you feel less frazzled.
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Photo by Flickr user David DeHetre. InAllison Henry sent shudders down many spines with a story she published on the now-defunct website MomLogic. About ten weeks into Henry's second pregnancy, she suddenly felt like "someone had rammed a pitchfork up [her] butt.
UK woman Emma Phillips, 24, recently made headlines for an unfortunate reason: A 7-inch sex toy she'd been using with her boyfriend disappeared inside her butt. Phillips and her boyfriend reportedly looked around the bed for the sex toy once they realized it was missing—only to discover that it was still inside Phillips, buzzing. The couple tried—and failed—to remove the toy using a fork handle and barbecue prongs.